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Panda Joke

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One day a Panda dressed in a suede coat walked into a chinese restaurant and
> ordered some food. He had some difficulty eating his meal, as his paws were
> large and he couldn't hold the chopsticks.
> Eventually he finished, and as the waiter approached, he pulled out a huge
> silver revolver, blew 6 holes in the waiter, and got up and walked out. The
> manager, who was obviously shocked and confused, chased after the Panda.
> "Hey," he shouted, "why in the world did you do that? My customers are
> terrified, and you killed my best waiter."
> The Panda slowly turned and growled "I"M A PANDA, look it up!" The waiter
> was curious, so he looked up Panda in the dictionary. He read:
> Panda- noun, Ailuropoda melanoleuca, A larger endangered species of bear
> indigenous to Eastern Asia. Eats shoots and leaves.
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HHHm... I enjoyed that.
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