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Walking the Dog

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> *A little girl asked her Mom, 'Mom, may I take the dog for
> a walk around the block?' Mom replies, 'No, because she is
> in heat.'
>
> 'What's that mean?' asked the child.
>
> 'Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage.'
>
> The little girl goes to the garage and says, 'Dad, may I
> take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but
> she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you.'
>
> Dad said, 'Bring Belle over here.' He took a rag, soaked
> it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it
> to disguise the scent, and said
> 'OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only
> go one time round the block.'
>
> The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with
> no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, 'Where's Belle?'
>
> ( YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS!!!)
>
> The little girl said, 'She ran out of gas about halfway
> down the block, so another dog is pushing her home.'
>
> If you ain't laffin'...
> You ain't livin'*
post #2 of 5
LMAO biggrin.gif
post #3 of 5
That's a good un!
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post #5 of 5
Lol...............thats a good one..............
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