- Jun 21, 2007
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Sex After Death
A couple made a deal that whomever died first would
come back and inform the other of the afterlife. Their
biggest fear was that there was no after life.
After a long life together, Bill was the first
to die. True to his word, he made the first contact,
'Terri.Terri.':
'Is that you, Bill?'
'Yes, I've come back like we agreed.'
'That's wonderful! What's it like?'
'Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have
breakfast and then it's off to the golf course. I have
sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a
couple of more times. Then I have lunch (you'd be
proud - lots of greens) another romp around the golf
course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the
afternoon. After supper, it's back to golf course
again. Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch
some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts
all over again.'
'Oh, Bill you surely must be in Heaven!'
'Not exactly ...
I'm a rabbit on a golf course in Arizona.
A couple made a deal that whomever died first would
come back and inform the other of the afterlife. Their
biggest fear was that there was no after life.
After a long life together, Bill was the first
to die. True to his word, he made the first contact,
'Terri.Terri.':
'Is that you, Bill?'
'Yes, I've come back like we agreed.'
'That's wonderful! What's it like?'
'Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have
breakfast and then it's off to the golf course. I have
sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a
couple of more times. Then I have lunch (you'd be
proud - lots of greens) another romp around the golf
course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the
afternoon. After supper, it's back to golf course
again. Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch
some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts
all over again.'
'Oh, Bill you surely must be in Heaven!'
'Not exactly ...
I'm a rabbit on a golf course in Arizona.
