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Rednecks go to the mall

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A redneck family from the hills was visiting the city and they were
in a mall for the first time in their lives. The father and son were
strolling around while the wife shopped. They were amazed by almost
everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that
could move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked, "Paw, what's at?"

The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I dunno. I ain't never seen anything likethat in my whole life, I ain't got no idea'r what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old
lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a
button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small
room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small
circular number above the walls light up sequentially. They continued
to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to
light in the reverse order.

Then the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24 year-old
blonde woman stepped out.

The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to
his son.........."Boy..................go gitcha Momma".............
post #2 of 6
lol....that's a good one!biggrin.gif
post #3 of 6
LMAO!!!!! darn good one!!!
post #4 of 6
Oh, is he in ferit when she gets back off that there magic box!
post #5 of 6
LOL thats a good 1
post #6 of 6
way to funny biggrin.gif
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