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Three women friends, one in a casual relationship, one engaged to be
married and one a long-time wife, met for drinks after work. The

conversation eventually drifted towards how best to spice up their sex
lives. After much discussion, they decided to surprise their men by
engaging in some S&M role playing.

The following week they met up again to compare notes.

Sipping her drink, the single girl leered and said, 'Last Friday at the
End of the work day I went to my boyfriend's office wearing a leather coat.
When all the other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I had on
was a leather bodice, black stockings and stiletto heels. He was so
aroused that we made mad passionate love on his desk right then and there!'
The engaged woman giggled and said, 'That's pretty much my story!
When my fiancé got home last Friday, he found me waiting for him in a
black mask, leather bodice, black hose and stiletto pumps. He was so
turned on that we not only made love all night, he wants to move up our
wedding date!

The married woman put her glass down and said, 'I did a lot of planning.
I made arrangements for the kids to stay over at Grandma's. I took a long
scented-oil bath and then put on my best perfume. I slipped into a tight
leather bodice, a black garter belt, black stockings and six-inch
stilettos. I finished it off with a black mask.

When my husband got home from work, he grabbed a beer and the remote, sat
Down and yelled;
Hey, Batman, what's for dinner?
post #2 of 4
LMAO!!!!!!! biggrin.gif
post #3 of 4
Hilarious, sent this to my wife!
post #4 of 4
lol dude the was great icon_exclaim.gif
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