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Grammer Lesson:

On my 70th birthday, I got a gift certificate from my wife.

The certificate paid for a visit to an Indian shaman living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a wonderfulcure for erectile dysfunction.

After being persuaded by my wife, I drove to the reservation, handed my ticket to the shaman, and wondered.

The old man slowly, methodically,produced a potion and handed it to me, then with a firm grip on my shoulder, warned, 'This is powerful medicine and it must be respected. You take only one teaspoonful and then say '1-2-3’ . When you do that, you will be more manly than you have ever been in your life, and you can perform as long as you want. '

I was very encouraged, and as he turned and started to walk away, I asked, 'How do I stop the medicine from working?'

The shaman responded your partner must say’1-2-3-4’. He then added another warning, “ but when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moonâ€.

I was eager to see if it worked, so I went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited my wife to join me in the bedroom.

When she came in, I took off my clothes and confidently said, ' 1-2-3' ,and immediately I was the manliest of men.

She got so excited, she began peeling off her clothes, and then she asked, “ What was the ‘ 1-2-3 ’ for ?â€

And that, my friends, is another reason why we should not end our sentences with a preposition.
post #2 of 6
That's funny. The poor guy.
post #3 of 6
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No worries , full moon was the next day PDT_Armataz_01_37.gif
post #4 of 6
Sounds like a problem I had with the clapper...
post #5 of 6
Did ya get a shot fer it richoso?
post #6 of 6
It was the gift that could have keep giving PDT_Armataz_01_15.gif
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