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Staff Meeting

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The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly
stressful week. (This is one pretty sharp boss!)

When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting was to
have a quick contest. The theme: ****** advertising slogans.

The only rule was they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products that captured the essence of ******. Slight variations were acceptable.

About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top 10 List. With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone! The top 10 were:

10. ******, Whaazzzz up!

9. ******, The quicker pecker picker upper.

8. ******, like a rock!

7. ******, when it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.

6. ******, Be all that you can be.

5. ******, Reach out and touch someone.

4. ******, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

3. ******, Home of the whopper!

2. ******, We bring good things to Life!

And the unanimous number one slogan:

1. This is your peepee. This is your peepee on *****.
post #2 of 7
I must not be very sharp...had to read this a few times slowly to figger out what we were advertising
post #3 of 7
Must be the water we drink up here Dingle ,( or Belgium Bush has already started altering ingredients in my Budweiser PDT_Armataz_01_15.gif) I tried filling in the blanks and it didn't work either PDT_Armataz_01_04.gif

Any one give us a family friendly nudge in the right direction confused.gif
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Little blue pill
post #5 of 7
AH! LOL...thanks Smokin'
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Thank you PDT_Armataz_01_37.gif never thought something advertised on billboards and prime time tv would get blocked by the filters here PDT_Armataz_01_15.gif

Now the joke gets a standing ovation from me !!!!
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Thats great PDT_Armataz_01_37.gif
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