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Three Women (R)

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Three women, one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting
about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. That night all
three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their

After a few days they meet up for lunch.

The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me
with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said,
You are the woman of my life. I love you. Then we made love all night long.

The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I
was wearing the leather bodice, heel s, mask over my eyes and a raincoat.
When I opened the raincoat he didn’t say a word, but we made wild love all

The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mothers house for the
night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black
stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the
door and saw me he said, What’s for dinner, Batman!
post #2 of 2
That's just sad and I MUCH prefer the first two reactions! ;)

Oh yeah, and did you see the new Barbie doll? Goodness.
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