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Quick one for the married men.

post #1 of 11
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A woman standing nude in front of a mirror, says to her husband, "I look horrible, I feel fat & ugly, pay me a compliment."
He replies, "Your eyesight is perfect."
post #2 of 11
THAT'S gonna leave a mark.
post #3 of 11
I'm thinkin' his reply would result in this



Followed by this

post #4 of 11
Not if you duck and run fast.
post #5 of 11
Dude... I'm assuming at some point you HAVE to come back home.
post #6 of 11
That was good!! Don't think I'll show it to my wife though. Not sure she would see the humor in it.
post #7 of 11
Heheh....Ok..... that was funny.biggrin.gif
post #8 of 11
The ultimate question that any smart man will find a way not to answer, biggrin.gif
post #9 of 11
Can I get an amen to that PDT_Armataz_01_37.gif
post #10 of 11
Thats a good one!
post #11 of 11
biggrin.gif OMG that was great , but he is in for a world of hurt !!!!
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