Quick one for the married men.

fatback joe

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• Jul 3, 2008

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A woman standing nude in front of a mirror, says to her husband, "I look horrible, I feel fat & ugly, pay me a compliment."
He replies, "Your eyesight is perfect."

 

richtee

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THAT'S gonna leave a mark.

 

1894

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• Jul 3, 2008

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I'm thinkin' his reply would result in this



Followed by this

 

blacklab

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Not if you duck and run fast.

 

richtee

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Dude... I'm assuming at some point you HAVE to come back home.

 

daboys

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That was good!! Don't think I'll show it to my wife though. Not sure she would see the humor in it.

 

cowgirl

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Heheh....Ok..... that was funny.

 

abelman

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The ultimate question that any smart man will find a way not to answer,

 

t-bone tim

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• Jul 3, 2008

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Can I get an amen to that

 

vince

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Thats a good one!

 

meat-man

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OMG that was great , but he is in for a world of hurt !!!!