After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve.
'So, how is everything going?' inquired God.
'It is all so beautiful, God,' she replied.
'The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights,
everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem. It's these breasts
you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am
constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and
snagging them on bushes. They're a real pain,' reported Eve. And Eve
went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in
pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc..........she felt that having
only two breasts might leave her body more 'symmetrically balanced'.
'That's a fair point,' replied God, 'but it was my first shot at this,
you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed
only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right
away.' And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it
into the bushes. Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in
the Garden of Eden.
'Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?'
'Just fantastic,' she replied, 'But for one oversight. You see, all the
animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull. All
the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone.'
God thought for a moment and said, 'you know, Eve, you are right. How
could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately
create a man from a part of you. Let's see..........where did I put the
useless boob?'
Now doesn't THAT make more sense than that crap about the rib?
'So, how is everything going?' inquired God.
'It is all so beautiful, God,' she replied.
'The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights,
everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem. It's these breasts
you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am
constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and
snagging them on bushes. They're a real pain,' reported Eve. And Eve
went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in
pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc..........she felt that having
only two breasts might leave her body more 'symmetrically balanced'.
'That's a fair point,' replied God, 'but it was my first shot at this,
you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed
only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right
away.' And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it
into the bushes. Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in
the Garden of Eden.
'Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?'
'Just fantastic,' she replied, 'But for one oversight. You see, all the
animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull. All
the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone.'
God thought for a moment and said, 'you know, Eve, you are right. How
could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately
create a man from a part of you. Let's see..........where did I put the
useless boob?'
Now doesn't THAT make more sense than that crap about the rib?
