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no sex since 1955 (R)

post #1 of 8
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A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala
event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no
shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance,
one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.

'Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious
man. Is something bothering you?'

'Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature.'

The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said,
'It looks like you have seen a lot of action.'

'Yes, ma'am, a lot of action.'

The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation,
said, 'You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and
enjoy yourself.'

The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious
manner. Finally the young lady said, 'You know, I hope you
don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you
had sex?'

'1955, ma'am.'

'Well, there you are. No wonder you're so serious. You really
need to chill out! I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his
hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to
'relax' him several times.Afterwards, panting for breath,
she leaned against his bare chest and said, 'Wow, you sure
didn't forget much since 1955.'

The Sergeant Major said in his serious voice, after glancing
at his watch, 'I hope not; it's only 2130 now.'

Gotta love military time
post #2 of 8
LOL... luv it!

post #3 of 8
That's a good un!
post #4 of 8
That's great! All ready on it's way around the world I'm sure. Being retired from the military I sent to some good buddies so it will find it's way to the darkest places on earth!!!!!!!!!! Still cracking a smile.
post #5 of 8
Thread Starter 
thats great. all the dark places on the earth..good luck to those men that are there.I hope it brings some joy to them.
I thought the marines on this site would love it also..
post #6 of 8
Thats a good one.....lol...................
post #7 of 8
LOl!!! good one!!biggrin.gif
post #8 of 8
That's great!
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