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A guy fell asleep on the beach for several hours and got horrible sunburn, specifically to his upper legs. He went to the hospital, and was promptly
admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree burns. With his skin already starting to blister, and the severe pain he was in, the doctor
prescribed continuous intravenous feeding with saline, electrolytes, a sedative, and a ****** pill every four hours. The nurse, who was rather
astounded, asked, 'What good will ****** do for him, Doctor'? The doctor replied, 'It won't do anything for his condition, but it'll keep the sheets
off his legs.' biggrin.gif