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> > A curious fellow died one day and found himself
> waiting in the long line
> > of judgment.
> >
> > As he stood there he noticed that some souls were
> allowed to march right
> > through the pearly gates into Heaven.
> >
> > Others,though, were led over to Satan, who threw them
> into the burning
> > fire. But every so often, instead of hurling a poor
> soul into the fire,
> > Satan would toss a soul off to one side into a small
> pile.
> >
> > After watching Satan do this several times, the
> fellow's curiosity got the
> > best of him. So he strolled over and asked Satan what
> he was doing.
> >
> > "Excuse me, Prince of Darkness," he said.
> "I'm waiting in line for
> > Judgment, but I couldn't help wondering. Why are
> you tossing those people
> > aside instead of flinging them into the Fires of Hell
> with the others?"
> >
> > "Oh,those," Satan groaned.

> > "They're all from IOWA. They're still too
> wet to burn."
post #2 of 6
Thanks for the giggle WD !!!

Kinda feels like that ....... had water in our basment for 6 weeks or so. Finally starting to dry out just a little. Or should i say no more water has seeped in over the last few days.
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That was good. My basement is dry finally. Going to the folk's tomorrow in Waverly. The water is gone and now have to power wash the crap out of the basement.
post #4 of 6
Sides, he's fraid I'll take over!
post #5 of 6
yes, very funny. hope you guys did not lose too much dear to you... glad to see ya see humor in it now.
post #6 of 6
lmao WD, just from catching bits and pieces from news and drivers at work coming up that way telling me about it i know it was bad down there and some have lost alot. lucky to be abit uphill from you but glad you could share this with us and hope life as normal returns asap !!!!
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