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Farm Pond

post #1 of 8
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An elderly man in Alabama had owned a large farm for several years. He
had a beautiful large pond at the back of the property next to the road,
and he'd fixed it up real nice with picnic tables, horseshoe pits, and he'd
planted some nice flowers and fruit trees next to the pond.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond to look it
over, as he hadn't been down there for a while. He grabbed a five-gallon
bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard splashing and female voices shouting
and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw that 5 young women
had parked their car at the side of the road, climbed the fence and were
skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence
and they all went hurriedly splashing to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, 'We're naked and we're not coming out
until you leave!' The old man frowned and yelled back, 'I didn't come
down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the
Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm just here to feed the alligator.'

(Old Men Can Still Think Fast!!!)
post #2 of 8
Heck Deud, that's the same line I use when I find neekid cowboys in my pond.wink.gifbiggrin.gif
post #3 of 8
Thread Starter 
Crap curlygurl.......you be jumping in there WITH em......who YOU fooling?
post #4 of 8
LOL.....Heck, they might be there to steal my shrimp!
post #5 of 8
Thread Starter 
naw...........you be jumping in to steal their SHRIMP.....lol
post #6 of 8
Dang.....I don't have a good comeback for ya, and my face is bright red. redface.gif lol! Ya got me deud!!
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post #8 of 8
Yeah, but you're baiting the field with a shrimp pond Patty! Das illegal in most states!! You prolly got a guest list and ushers for skinny dippin in your pond!!
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