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The Fight

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On my way to the mall, getting into a fight was the farthest thing from my mind. Wasn't even on the horizon ... I was in a great mood...and then I rear-ended a car.

So there we are, alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of his car?And you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny? Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it...he was a DWARF!

He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!'

So, I look down at him and say, 'Well, which one are you Then?'

And that's when the frickin' fight started?..
post #2 of 4
icon_smile.gif so , I'm guessing he was Grumpy ? icon_smile.gif
post #3 of 4
Oh so politically incorrect, but damn funny!
post #4 of 4
OMG!!! I had to go get some wet paper towels cuz i just spit an almost full mouth of capt-n-coke all over my screen! Gotta email this one to my crazier friends!!
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