Another very funny thread.
In the famous words of Tacoma one hit wonder "Sir Mix-a-Lot" in response to the question "what butt's do you like?":
"I like'em round and big
And when I'm throwin a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal...
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny..."
And yes, like the majority response here, I prefer bone-in too...