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Can't beat Texas when it comes to technological advances

After having dug to a depth of 10 yards last year, New York scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion, that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.

Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed,
California scientists dug to a depth of 20 yards, and shortly after, headlines in the LA Times newspaper read:

'California archaeologists have found traces of 200 year old copper wire and have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the New Yorkers.'

One week later, the "CowChip", a local newspaper in Texas, reported the following:

'After digging as deep as 30 yards in peanut fields near Tarrant County, Billy Bob Johnson, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing. Billy Bob has therefore concluded that 300 years ago, Texas had already gone wireless.
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Hahahaha, good one! I need to start remembering some of these jokes to share with my friends.
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