During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to
teach good
manners,asked her students the following question:
"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice
young lady,
how would you tell her that you have to go to the
bathroom?"
Michael said: "Just a minute I have to go pee."
The teacher responded by saying: "That would be rude and
impolite.
What about you Sherman, how would you say it?"
Sherman said: "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the
bathroom.
I'll be right back."
"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the
word bathroom
at the dinner table."
"And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once
and show us
your good manners?"
Johnny said "I would say: Darling, may I please be
excused for a
moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of
mine, whom I hope to
introduce you to after dinner."
The teacher fainted...
teach good
manners,asked her students the following question:
"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice
young lady,
how would you tell her that you have to go to the
bathroom?"
Michael said: "Just a minute I have to go pee."
The teacher responded by saying: "That would be rude and
impolite.
What about you Sherman, how would you say it?"
Sherman said: "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the
bathroom.
I'll be right back."
"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the
word bathroom
at the dinner table."
"And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once
and show us
your good manners?"
Johnny said "I would say: Darling, may I please be
excused for a
moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of
mine, whom I hope to
introduce you to after dinner."
The teacher fainted...
