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A man was washed up on a beach after a terrible
shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were
washed up with him. After looking around, he realized
that they were stranded on a deserted island.

After being there awhile, he got into the habit of
taking his two animal companions to the beach every
evening to watch the sunset. One particular evening,
the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the
breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance.

As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and
better to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the
sheep and put his arm around it. But the sheepdog,
ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the
man took his arm from around the sheep. After that, the
three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together,
but there was no more cuddling.

A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was
another shipwreck. The only survivor was Hillary Clinton .
That evening, the man brought Hillary to the evening
beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening - red sky,
cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a
night of romance.

Pretty soon, the man started to get 'those feelings'
again.. He fought the urges as long as he could but he
finally gave in and leaned over to Hillary and told her he
hadn't made love for months. Hillary batted her eyelashes
and asked if there was anything she could do for him.
He said, 'Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?'
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That's funny right there!
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