Old man and wife sitting on the porch relaxing. Old man gets up and starts heading to the kitchen and he stops and says, "I'm going to get me a bowl of ice cream do you want any?" She answers, "maybe, how hard is it?" He smugly replies while chuckling to himself, "about as hard as my pecker!" She quickly comes back with, "sure pour me a glass!"
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5/22/08 at 4:15pm