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Home Depot Warning

A "Heads Up" for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers.
Over the Last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends. Here's how the scam works. Two Seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a
rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another
Home Depot.You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen September 4th, 9th, 10th, Twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th &24th. Also October 1st, 4th, twice on the 6th, 9th, 12th, twice on the 14th and three times just yesterday, and very likely this coming weekend
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a oldie but STILL goodie
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HA! I love this one.
post #4 of 6
Yall better be gettina chin fer yer wallet!
post #5 of 6
Dang, I must be going to the wrong Home Depot!!!
post #6 of 6
I think I'll do a Home Depot trip today.
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