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Never Lie to a Woman

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A man called home to his wife and said,
Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends
We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up'
' Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas. The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.
The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good
The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn't y ou pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to Do?'
You'll love the answer

The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box ...' Never Lie To A Woman...!!!
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Hot Damn...I love that!! icon_razz.gif
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WHAT........NO SPEW ALERT.......SHAME ON YOU.................good one.......
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