whos car?

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jimr

Meat Mopper
Original poster
Feb 20, 2008
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Fountain City, Wisconsin
A man was being tailgated by a stressed-out woman on a busy boulevard.
Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing,
stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light
by accelerating through the intersection.

The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration
(probably flipping him off) as she missed her chance to get through the
intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup and spilling her coffee.

As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into
the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her
car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched,
finger printed, photographed, and placed in a holding cell.

After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the
door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer
was waiting with her personal effects.

He said, 'I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your
car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you,
and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'What Would Jesus do?' bumper
sticker, the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'Follow Me to
Sunday-School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk;
naturally... I assumed you had stolen the car.'
 
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