or Connect
SmokingMeatForums.com › Forums › Just for Fun › Jokes › The Hypnothist PG
New Posts  All Forums:Forum Nav:

The Hypnothist PG

post #1 of 3
Thread Starter 
It was entertainment night at the Senior Center. Claude the
Hypnotist exclaimed: "I'm here to put you into a trance. I intend to
hypnotize each and every member of the audience." The excitement was almost
electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat
"I want you each to keep your eyes on this antique watch. It's a very
special watch. It's been in my family for six generations." He began to
swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the
watch, watch the watch, watch the watch...." The crowd became mesmerized as
the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface.
Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch until it suddenly
slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a
hundred pieces. "$hit!" exclaimed the Hypnotist.

post #2 of 3
post #3 of 3
Thats funny......good one..........
New Posts  All Forums:Forum Nav:
  Return Home
  Back to Forum: Jokes
SmokingMeatForums.com › Forums › Just for Fun › Jokes › The Hypnothist PG