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Water Or Wine

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To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom,
in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated
that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) -
the bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health.

Therefore, it is better to drink wine and talk stupid,

than to drink water and be full of sh*t.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:

I'm doing it as a public service.
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thats a good one...................
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