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Can we call it something besides a fatty?

post #1 of 31
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Thanks to this forum, I've discovered the fatty.

The only problem is that I don't need my fifth and third grade boys going to school tomorrow talking about how Dad smoked a huge fatty on Sunday morning. After all, my wife also teaches in the same district.

So what do you call it when you refer to smoking the fatty among the "general population"?

Btw, here is the product of this mornings effort:

post #2 of 31
Meat blunt?

BTW: Nice fatty...
post #3 of 31
HAR HAR! That's great! Just tell 'em not to say "smoked"!
post #4 of 31
HAAAAAAAAAAA! Almost spit my tater salad out. I think a little came out my nose...

But yes, very nice looking "chubby" ya got there!
post #5 of 31
My 5 yr old already told her teacher that daddy smokes fattys on the weekend....they'll get over it!! wink.gifbiggrin.gifcool.gif
post #6 of 31
Tube steak!icon_smile.gif
post #7 of 31
Might wan't to start watchin out front of your house to see if a strange van starts showin up!

Just hope yer allergies don't kick in so yer eyes are red and bloodshot two!

Yer in a heap a trouble boy!
post #8 of 31
How about a "Johnson"?
post #9 of 31
Now thats FUNNY. Never thought about it like that.
Nice job on the fatty.
post #10 of 31
I remember one forum member (who I will not name at this point) who titled a thread, "My wife's first Fatty."

It took a lot to leave that one alone biggrin.gif
post #11 of 31
post #12 of 31
the other day I was talking with some ladys at the missile museum they sell books ect there and I bought a recipe book called Hotter than Hell (Cooking with the hot peppers) and told them I bought a smoker and was learning how to use it and about this smf that I found, I told them the folks that were on here were worse then the cone head rocket scientice out here they take their smoking to the next level and beyond. and they all smoke fatties. they all cracked up..then i tried to explain that it was a meat loaf looking thing made of sausage stuffed with all this good stuff and smoked till the internal temp read 160-170.they laughed and said yea right..sounds like they get a little high while the meat gets cooked. so I am going to put a peace sign on my grill..lol.
If my kids went to school and said dads smoking fatties while he waits for the ribbs to get done.child services would visit. lol. let em come..
post #13 of 31
First of all a fatty is a smoked roll of sausage left whole. once you start adding things to them they become stuffed fatty's.

It would be like smoking a plain jalapeƱo and calling it a ABT
post #14 of 31
EYEtalian tube steak?

Teacher:"so let me get this straight, Your Dad smoked a huge fatty and he made you partake of it"?"Where was your mom"?
Child:"She was right there, we all had some""my dad smokes them every weekend, sometimes the nieghbors come over too"
post #15 of 31
Thats funny...........Got to love kids, because they say the damnest things................Great looking fatty..........
post #16 of 31
My first fatty was made of ground beef... We called a leany.
post #17 of 31
Great looking fatty. What all is stuffed in it?
post #18 of 31
Probably better than having her say daddy smokes butts.


Lots of humorous terms here for those with immature senses of humor . . . like myself.


post #19 of 31
Comedy gold.!
post #20 of 31


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