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Female Compassion ( Never Let It Be Underestimated( R Rated)

post #1 of 13
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A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.
Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
The first woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?The man said 'No,' so, she gave him a hug and walked on.

The second woman said 'Have you ever had a kiss?'
The man said 'No,' so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The third really beautiful woman came up to him and said 'Have you ever been f$#&*#@?
The fellow said 'No.'

She said 'You will be when the tide comes in.
post #2 of 13
Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean?
A: BOB

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs at the door?
A: MATT

Q: What do you call a dog with no rear legs and a steel pe%#er?
A: SPARKY

OK, I'm done.

L8r,
Eric

Edit: Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on the wall?
A: ART
post #3 of 13
Thread Starter 
what do you call 2 men with no arms or legs hanging in the window?
post #4 of 13
Oh No! Do we really want to know? icon_smile.gif
post #5 of 13
Thread Starter 
Why Kurt N ROD of course.
post #6 of 13
Kurt n' Rod haha .. get it
post #7 of 13
Bahahaahaha !!!
post #8 of 13
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post #9 of 13
Oh, ouch, nice compassion on her part eh! But it is funny!
post #10 of 13
thatsa good1
post #11 of 13
Q:What do you call a woman with 1 leg shorter than the other?
A:Eileen

Q:What do you call chinese woman with 1 leg shorter that the other.
A:Irene

Sorry could not resist!
post #12 of 13
Those are some oldy but goodies.............lol.............
post #13 of 13
lmao!!! some goodies.biggrin.gif
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