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The Three Little Iowa Pigs (alcohol related)

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Three Little Iowa Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order.

'I would like a Sprite,' said the first little piggy, named trav.
'I would like a Coke,' said the second little piggy, named WD. 'I want beer, lots and lots of beer,' said the third little piggy, named buzz.

The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner.

'I want a nice big steak,' said trav.

'I would like the salad plate,' said WD.


'I want beer, lots and lots of beer,' said buzz.

The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.


'I want a banana split,' said trav.
'I want a cheesecake,' said WD.


'I want beer, lots and lots of beer,' exclaimed buzz.
'Pardon me for asking,' said the waiter to the third little piggy,' But why have you only ordered beer all evening?' You're gonna love this....
















Smokebuzz says - 'Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!




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OOOOiiiiiieeee!
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edited for correct content....hehe

I just couldn't resist giving it a bit more "Iowa" charm...PDT_Armataz_01_28.gif


L8r,
Eric
post #4 of 9
Got me'n WD there, I mite be a bit of a beer lush, and as far as WD with salads, he sure likes the greens, with cheese and onion ofcourse.
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Now that there Is a classic IOWA joke there
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what you talking bout willis







post #7 of 9
Thats funny..........lol............Love the names................
post #8 of 9
yeah kookie........unforunately one of them names is mine............LOLOLOL
post #9 of 9
Like the 518th Guntruck Co. used to say, "We'll make you famous"!
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