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Free Kittens (political-clean)

post #1 of 13
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Little Suzy had a box of very small kittens that she was trying to give away, so she had them out on the street corner with a sign "FREE KITTENS" next to them.

Suddenly a long line of big black cars came up with a policeman on a motorcycle in front.
The cars all stopped and a tall man stepped out from the biggest car. "Hi, little girl, what do you have there in the box?" he asked.

"Kittens" Little Suzy replied. "They're so small, their eyes are not even open yet."

"What kind of kittens are they?" he asked.

"Democrats" says Little Suzy.

The tall man smiled, returned to his car, and they drove away.

Sensing a good photo opportunity, Sen. Obama called his campaign manager and told him about the little girl and the kittens.

It was planned that they would return the next day, have all the media there, and tell everyone about these great kittens.

The next day Little Suzy is standing out on the corner with her box of kittens with the "FREE KITTENS" sign,

and the big motorcade of black cars pulled up with all the vans and trucks from ABC, NBC, CBS and CNN.

Everyone had their cameras ready and then, Sen. Obama got out of his limo and walked up to Little Suzy.

"Now, don't be frightened," he said,
"I just want you to tell all these nice news people what kind of kittens you're giving away today."

"Yes sir," Suzy said, "These are all REPUBLICAN kittens."

Taken by surprise, Sen. Obama said, "But yesterday you told me that they were DEMOCRATS."
Little Suzy says, "Yes, I know. But today they all have their eyes open."

post #2 of 13
Love it!!!
post #3 of 13
VERY good, Dude will love it
post #4 of 13
Now ain' that cute
post #5 of 13
Heee...heee...heee. biggrin.gif
post #6 of 13

Great joke!  Was surprised to see one like this, I posted one a few days ago and caught Hexx for it, because it was political.

post #7 of 13

LMAO....How true

post #8 of 13

Very nice.  I needed a good laugh.  thanks a million!!!  ryan


post #9 of 13

love it Eric

post #10 of 13

Very good !!!

post #11 of 13

And who gave you Heck about it ????

post #12 of 13

It appears it is a memeber who has been here a long time.  I did not want to upset anyone, here is part of what I was told, I feel I was asked to leave:  ...

I dislike the politics in DC also. I enjoy not having politics on this forum...

If you feel the need to vent about stuff... please do it somewhere else...


Again, sorry.

post #13 of 13

Well that was not very nice of them to talk to you in that manner...Rud I would say !!!

Edited by Roller - 10/14/11 at 4:35am
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