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Liars in Church

post #1 of 8
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A Preacher finished the service one morning by saying, "Next Sunday, I am going to preach on the subject of liars As a preparation for my sermon, I would like you all to read Mark Chapter 17."

On the following Sunday, the preacher rose to begin. Looking out at the congregation he said, "Last week I asked you all to read Mark Chapter 17. If you have read the chapter, please raise your hand."

Nearly every hand in the congregation went up. Smiling, the preacher said, "You are the very people I want to talk to today. . . .... . .... Mark has only 16 chapters."
post #2 of 8
That's a good one WD,Lock the doors and give them a good preaching
post #3 of 8
That's funny!icon_mrgreen.gif
post #4 of 8
goddess never taught me that 1-seems like liars?
post #5 of 8
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HUH?

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post #6 of 8
Thats funny..........good one...............
post #7 of 8
Funny one!!
post #8 of 8
I wonder how well that would work at my church.
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