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>>Why Parents Drink
>>A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that
>>his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an
>>envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.'
>>With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and
>>read the letter.
>> Dear Dad:
>> It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to
>> elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a
>> scene with mom and you.
>> I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice.
>> But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her
>> piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact
>> that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...
>> Dad she's pregnant.
>> Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the
>> woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter.
>> We share a dream of having many more children.
>> Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't
>> really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading
>> it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and
>> ecstasy. In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure
>> for AIDS so Stacy can get better.
>> She deserves it.
>> Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself.
>> Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to
>> know your grandchildren.
>> Love,
>> Your Son John
>> PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I
>> just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than a
>> report card that's in my center desk drawer.
>> I love you.
>> Call me when it's safe to come home.
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LOL - Makes me want to go home and hug my son!!
post #3 of 3
The boy would be dead! But, I'm the only one that can kill him! Seen this one before, still funny, I think there is one where the daughter does the same thing!PDT_Armataz_01_20.gif
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