Toggle sidebar

Pentagon's answer to ending war

  • Some of the links on this forum allow SMF, at no cost to you, to earn a small commission when you click through and make a purchase. Let me know if you have any questions about this.
Remove the Ads for LIFE - 50% Off!
SMF is reader-supported. When you buy through links on our site, we may earn an affiliate commission.
luv2camp35

luv2camp35

Meat Mopper
Original poster
Feb 4, 2008
164
12
Powder Springs, GA
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).



These Southern boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given onlythe following facts about terrorists:

1.) The season opened today.
2.) There is no limit.
3.) They taste just like chicken.
4.) They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5.) They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.



The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.



PDT_Armataz_01_40.gif

 
  • Haha
Reactions: bigfurmn and GaryHibbert
Rich, I'm surprised you didn't recognize the 20mm Lahti rifle. (Italian made)Like the Swiss Solothern, (Much better built.) another 20mm WWII idiotic concept, it was intended for anti tank use. Problem was your position was immediately identified once you took a shot at the tank which was obvious in range of your comparatively unfortified position. That's a very bad place to be if you didn't manage to "kill" the tank. It was quickly replaced by the invention of the Bazooka and saw little actual use in combat. At one time you could buy those monsters on the surplus market for about $200! They cost much more than that now $5-6 K. I got to fire one several years ago mounted to a picnic table at a range in Oregon, I don't think I want to do it again.
Jimbo
 
You are correct sir, the Vulcan is a 20mm Gatling gun. But you could never shoulder fire a Vulcan. For that mater the Lahti is only fired from a prone position sitting on those skids you see on the bottom of it. it WILL slide your whole body about 4 feet aft when you fire it. The one I shot lifted the picnic table a good 2.5 feet in the air, blew my hat, glasses and headset off, put a cloud of my own vaporised snot in front of my face and generally scared the bejesus out of me! Not for the timid.
Jimbo
 
  • Haha
Reactions: GaryHibbert
You must log in or register to reply here.
SmokingMeatForums.com is reader supported and as an Amazon Associate, we may earn commissions from qualifying purchases.

Similar threads

daveomak.fs
Food Safety News - 04/30/2022 Israeli Salmonella chocolate recall spreads to the U.S.
Replies
0
Views
545
Food Safety
daveomak.fs
daveomak.fs

Latest posts

Hot Threads

Top Bottom
Back
Clicky