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The 710

post #1 of 11
Thread Starter 
A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A shapely sexy blonde women with large breasts and big red lips came in and asked for 'a seven-hundred-ten'. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred-ten?'

She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one...' She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.

The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked 'is there a 710 on this car?' She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.'

Still not sure what it is?



http://www.hotautoweb.com/cogifs/710.jpg
post #2 of 11
LOLOLOLOL............KILLING ME HERE>..............

next time.......how bout a spew alert...................points for you
post #3 of 11
OK, that's funny, but I ain't sure a blonde can even figure out how to get the hood open let alone that sometihings missin!PDT_Armataz_01_14.gif
post #4 of 11
LOL. Had to look at the link to get it!
post #5 of 11
Thats a good one Richtee..............Funny................
post #6 of 11
Too funny!
post #7 of 11
Dammit, Rich...I must admit...you got me with that one...

Cheers,
Brian
post #8 of 11
I posted this one back in october. Still funny though.

http://www.smokingmeatforums.com/for...ead.php?t=9785
post #9 of 11
Thread Starter 
Well, criminey...I missed that. WD... I'm passing the points on to Glued. The manly thing to do, y'see.
post #10 of 11
That wasn't necessary. It was just an observation.

There has been allot of new members since then.
post #11 of 11
No fair! I wasn't here in October! I didn't do it! It ain't my fault! biggrin.gif
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