Blackhawk19 and his wife were at his high school reunion, and he kept staring
at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone nearby.
The wife asked, "Do you know her?
"Yes," he sighed sadly. "She was my old girlfriend.
I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many
years ago, and has not been sober since."
"Good heavens!" said the wife. "Who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?"
at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone nearby.
The wife asked, "Do you know her?
"Yes," he sighed sadly. "She was my old girlfriend.
I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many
years ago, and has not been sober since."
"Good heavens!" said the wife. "Who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?"