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Anniversary Gift

post #1 of 8
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Bill is in trouble for forgetting his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really angry. She told him,

"Tomorrow morning I expect to find a gift in
the driveway, a gift that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds. AND

The next morning Bill got up early and left for work. When his wife got
up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, she put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought
the box back in the house. She opened it, and there inside was a brand
new bathroom scale.

Bill has been missing since Friday.
post #2 of 8
That's one worth sharing. PDT_Armataz_01_12.gif Thanks.
post #3 of 8
"Hunny... does this make me look fat?"

"Warning Warning! Danger Will Robinson DANGER!"
post #4 of 8
You're showing your age there Richtee .... Wonder how many of us here actually remember that. Used to be one of my favorites.
post #5 of 8
That's great, Dawg.
post #6 of 8
Sigh... welll my waist size is still much less than my age..... I'ma winning!
post #7 of 8
Thats funny........... Good one...........

post #8 of 8
Bill probably overdosed at the local all-you-can-eat...
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