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Dear Abby

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Dear Abby,

My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the
beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse,
everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also, since
he lost his job six years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one. All
he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and shoot the bull with
his buddies, while I have to work to pay the bills. Since our daughter
went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me, and even hints
that I may be a lesbian. What should I do?

Signed: Clueless

Dear Clueless:

Grow up and dump him. Good grief woman! You don't need him anymore!
You're a Senator from New York running for President of the United
States. Act like one!
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DAWG.......YOU DAWG...........WHERES the SPEW alert................heheheheh

good one...............
post #3 of 5
Get him a smoker. I belive he will be so hooked on it, he wont have time for anything else.PDT_Armataz_01_25.gif
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Careful, you may just be talking about our next First Man?!?
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Thats to funny.....

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