MY NEXT LIFE: I want to live my next life backwards:
I would start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.
Then get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy my retirement
and
collect my pension. Then when I started work, I would get a gold watch
on my very first day , work 40 years until I,m too young to work. Get
ready for High School : drink alcohol, party, and be generally
promiscuous.
Then go to primary school, I would then become a kid, play, and
have no responsibilities. Then become a baby, .........I'd spend my
last
9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in Spa-like conditions -
central
air& heating, room service on tap, and then............. finish off as
an orgasm.
I rest my case.
I would start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.
Then get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy my retirement
and
collect my pension. Then when I started work, I would get a gold watch
on my very first day , work 40 years until I,m too young to work. Get
ready for High School : drink alcohol, party, and be generally
promiscuous.
Then go to primary school, I would then become a kid, play, and
have no responsibilities. Then become a baby, .........I'd spend my
last
9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in Spa-like conditions -
central
air& heating, room service on tap, and then............. finish off as
an orgasm.
I rest my case.
