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Plan Investment Tip

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000.
With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left.
If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left.
But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund you would have $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. This is called the 401-Keg Plan.
post #2 of 8
Time to switch from bottles... Thanks for the tip
post #3 of 8
Now there's an investment plan I can relate too...thank for putting it all in terms that a knucklehead like me can understand...icon_lol.gif
post #4 of 8
You also have control of your investment the more you drink the bigger the return. icon_rolleyes.gif
post #5 of 8
and i thought about investing in stocks
post #6 of 8
As a Nortel shareholder, I would like to thank you for the reminder. icon_cry.gif
post #7 of 8
Dude...thats the best advice I've got all year and it was free! The last time I called my broker...he charged me a stupendous fee to make me feel real bad. I'm gonna give him a link and tell him I've found a new broker!LOL
post #8 of 8
Thats a good one.

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