or Connect
SmokingMeatForums.com › Forums › Just for Fun › Jokes › Adult Rated R / Ed Zachary Disease
New Posts  All Forums:Forum Nav:

Adult Rated R / Ed Zachary Disease

post #1 of 9
Thread Starter 
Heard this one years ago but still a winner by the campfire/smoker.

A woman was distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in
quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so
she decided to seek the medical expertise of the well known Chinese sex
therapist, Dr. Chang.

Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all your
crose." The woman did as she was told.

"Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room." Again, the
woman did as she was instructed.

Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me..." As she
did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly.

"Your probrem velly bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see.
Dat why you not haf sex or dates."

The woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary

Dr. Chang sighed deeply and eplied: "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face
look Ed Zachary like your butt."
post #2 of 9
Sometimes older jokes are better. Still funny, cruzen.
post #3 of 9
Thays too funny I have a chinese rady down the load from me that tarks exactry rike that
post #4 of 9
oh man....too good...guts are hurtin now!
post #5 of 9
Never heard of this one, rerry rerry good. I'll send it to work, Thanks
post #6 of 9
Thats a good one.

post #7 of 9
Thanks alot! We have a female chinese doctor at the hospital where I work. That is about how she talks. Now I won't be able to talk to her without thinking of this.icon_mrgreen.gif
post #8 of 9
I agree with all; Ed Zachary !!!
post #9 of 9
Funny stuff there.
New Posts  All Forums:Forum Nav:
  Return Home
  Back to Forum: Jokes
SmokingMeatForums.com › Forums › Just for Fun › Jokes › Adult Rated R / Ed Zachary Disease