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Horrible Surgery

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Sunday service, the pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would
like to express Praise for answered prayers. A lady stood up and walked
to the podium.

She said "I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband, Jim, had a
terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was smashed. The pain was
excruciating, and the doctors didn't know if they could help him."

You could hear and audible gasp from the men in the congregation as they
imagined the pain poor Jim experienced.

She continued, "Jim was unable to hold me or the children and every move
caused him terrible pain. We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate
operation. They were able to piece together the crushed remnants of
Jim's scrotum and wrap wire around it to hold it in place."

Again, the men in the congregation squirmed uncomfortably as they
imagined the horrible surgery performed on Jim and the wire wrapping he

She continued, "Now Jim is out of the hospital and the doctors say, with
time, his scrotum should recover completely."

All the men sighed with relief. The pastor rose and tentatively asked if
any one else had anything to say.

A man walked to the podium. He said, "Good morning, I'm Jim and I want
to tell my wife, ONCE AGAIN, the word is STERNUM."
post #2 of 3
LOL....that's a good one Blackhawk!
post #3 of 3
As I work in the medical field, I'll have to remember that one.
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