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RICHTEE News Story

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How about that? Seems we now discover where richtee gets his meats for smoking. Personaly, I believe there are easier ways to collect sizeable amounts of meats for smoking, but the Mad Hunky does get style points........

A.P. News Wire - Breaking News
Northbound Interstate 196 near Holland has reopened after cleanup crews cleared 40,000 pounds of pork and other debris from the crash involving three tractor-trailers and a white van. Authorities tell WOOD-TV that two semis had parked on the shoulder after being pulled over by a white van with flashing blue lights, when a meat-carrying semi clipped them and overturned.
The semi was carrying 42,000 pounds of of pork. It happened about 6:40 a.m. Wednesday in Allegan County's Fillmore Township. The two northbound lanes reopened after about three hours. Authorities say the pork truck's driver probably will be cited for the crash and are investigating the missing 2000 pounds of pork.
Authorities are also on the lookout and have asked citizens to report any sighting of a white early 2000 van with orange ladders on top, Michigan plates, Go Wings stickers and with pork shoulders falling out the rear door.
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LMAO.............good one...............PDT_Armataz_01_37.gif
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richtee porker theft

how about it??????did you do it?huh?huh?fess-up........santa is listening, so tell the truth!!!!!!!!!!!!!i heard your mom has santa's cell####...
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And here I thought he just concentrated on Michigan road kill PDT_Armataz_01_11.gif
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WOW!!! When he said he had some good stuff that just fell off a truck, I thought he was kidding!!!!!icon_eek.gif
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jimmy beam meat stealer

Did You Do It Or Not???this Is Your Conscience Speaking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Good one, just remember what goes around comes aroundPDT_Armataz_01_11.gif he's already plotting against youPDT_Armataz_01_23.gif
post #9 of 16
Thats to funny. Thats alot of pork. Richtee's smoker is going to be busy for a while.

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Meat Thievery

CALL ME WITH THE INVITE TO YOUR SMOKEOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I JUST "FOUND" A TANKER-TRUCK OF JIM BEAM AND A GIANT STRAW........tongue.giftongue.giftongue.giftongue.gif
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That is too funny.
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icon_mrgreen.gificon_mrgreen.gificon_mrgreen.gif Good One!
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This will never make it to AMW.
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Hahahahahaha! Sheesh...I DID call my bro yesterday to see if he was anywhere near that one by chance!
Sigh what a fun time THAT musta been!
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icon_evil.gif MuhaHAHAHAH! icon_evil.gif
post #16 of 16
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RICHTEE News Story Part 2 !

And just when we thought the RICHTEE news story was yesterdays old news.......................

AP News Release
News stations in the Michigan lower peninsula are reporting a follow up to yesterdays infamous pork bandit story. While police authorities had been concentrating their search efforts in the Holland Michigan area for a white van/orange ladders suspected in the hog heist of 2000 pounds of purloined pork, a second occurance of questionable acquisition of smoke quality meat has the state of Mighigan buzzing. What seemed a simple collision between deer and vehicle has now taken an ominus turn in this story that now has PETA advocates polishing their weapons of mass obstruction. Witnesses state that a early 2000 model white van with orange ladders and being driven by a male of obviously Hungarian decent, intentionaly swerved across 3 lanes of traffic to strike a deer that was crossing the road. The statement provided by the vans driver notes that this was normal driving behaviour for him and that the animal in question he struck by "accident" during his "lane change" was obviously a cow. Police and observers onsite were in the process of verifying the cow claim when the vans driver began to scream at rubber neckers that were removing what appeared to be large frozen pieces of meat from the rear of the van. Said driver then began to accost said rubber neckers with a hockey stick, and before county deputies could move in to investigate, the vans driver jumped into the van and managed to elude authorities during a low speed chase. At this moment the identity of the vans driver is still unknown as police were unable to complete the drivers statement before he fled the scene.
In an unrelated news story, a new movie is under development based on the growing popularity of this meat mizer, currently titled "Smoky & The Pork Bandit.

News Photo by PETA
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