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Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be
before they are considered assassinated
instead of just murdered?

Why do you have to 'put your two cents
in'.. But it's only a 'penny for your
thoughts'? Where's that extra penny
going to?

Why does a round pizza come in a square

What disease did cured ham actually

How is it that we put man on the moon
before we figured out it would be a
good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they 'slept
like a baby' when babies wake up like
every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is
it still called a hearing?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON

Why do people pay to go up tall
buildings and then put money in
binoculars to look at things on the

Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties'

Why do toasters always have a setting
that burns the toast to a horrible
crisp, which no decent human being
would eat?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares,
why is there a stupid song about him?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island
can make a radio out of a coconut, why
can't he fix a hole in a boat?

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to
buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he
just buy dinner?

If corn oil is made from corn, and
vegetable oil is made from vegetables,
what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons,
does morality come from morons?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle,
Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two
songs above?

Why do they call it an asteroid when
it's outside the hemisphere, but call
it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

Did you ever notice that when you blow
in a dog's face, he gets mad at you,
but when you take him for a car ride,
he sticks his head out the window?
post #2 of 6
LOLOL>......good one marty..........good one
post #3 of 6
How many people actually started singing the alphabet song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star???????? These are hilarious.
post #4 of 6
Good entertainment.... thanks MossyMo.
post #5 of 6
Why don't psychic's win the lottery?PDT_Armataz_01_10.gif
post #6 of 6
Good ones Mossy!biggrin.gif
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