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Money is tight this Christmas

post #1 of 4
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A sweet friend of mine sent this to me (bless her heart), so I thought I'd share it with y'all!
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Christmas is tight this year!,

Somewhat embarrassing to admit, I'm not getting an annual bonus and
Christmas is tight this year. I will be making bedroom slippers for you
all as gifts. Please let me know your sizes. You'll most likely agree
that it's a splendid idea, and should you wish to do the same, I've
included the instructions below.
How to make bedroom slippers out of maxi pads:

You need four maxi pads to make a pair.
Two of them get laid out flat, for the foot part.
The other two wrap around the toe area to form the top.
Tape or glue each side of the top pieces to the bottom of the foot part.

Decorate the tops with whatever you desire, silk flowers (this is most
aesthetically appealing), etc.

These slippers are:
* Soft and Hygienic
* Non-slip grip strips on the soles
* Built in deodorant feature keeps feet smelling fresh
* No more bending over to mop up spills
* Disposable and biodegradable
* Environmentally safe
* Three convenient sizes: (1.) Regular, (2.) Light and (3.) Get out the Sand Bags.

I've attached a photo of the first pair I made so that you can see the
nifty slippers for yourself....

Awaiting your response. It's crucial that I get the right size for each
one of you.

Can't stop laughing....
post #2 of 4

speaking of maxi pads


What a laugh..........Just had to ask...........out here we now have a commercial on TV where there is a mechanical bull in a ring, and out of the blue comes a maxi pad and straps itself to the bull to show the "tight fit" you get with this particular brand.

Jeesh, can you remember a time that just the very mention of a tampon or a maxi pad would embarress the hell our of anyone within earshot?

Unreal what's out there these days. As a female parent, I find it hard to believe my kids are bombarded with the knowledge and existence of ******, ******, etc. etc. it's a sure sign I'm gittin old.
post #3 of 4
Thread Starter 
Yeah, I remember a time when women's hygiene items and undergarments were advertised during the soaps and men's stuff was advertised during televised sporting events. Seems like the other day I was watching a basketball game when up pops a commercial for a pill to combat women's yeast infections-I could see it if it was women's basketball game-icon_rolleyes.gif
post #4 of 4
they DO look comfortable...........like walking on...........ahhhhh........ummmm......crap.......f orgot what witty remark i was going to make..........crap
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