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I'm Fine (PG)

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A farmer named Clyde had a car accident.

In court, the trucking company's fancy hot shot
lawyer, was questioning

"Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm
fine,'?" asked the lawyer.

Clyde responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened.
I had just loaded my favorite cow, Bessie, into

"I didn't ask for any details", the lawyer
interrupted. "Just answer the question, please. Did
you, or did you not say, at the scene of the accident,
'I'm fine!'?"

Clyde said, "Well, I had just got Bessie into the
trailer and I was driving down the road...."

The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Your Honour, I
am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of
the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman on
the scene that he was just fine.
Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to
sue my client. I believe he is a fraud.
Please tell him to simply answer the question."

By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Clyde
's answer and said to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear
what he has to say about his favorite cow, Bessie".

Clyde thanked the Judge and proceeded. "Well, as I was
saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite cow,
into the trailer and was driving her down the highway
when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop
sign and smacked my truck right in the side.
I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into
the other.
I was hurting, real bad and didn't want to move.
However, I could hear old Bessie moaning and groaning.
I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans.

Shortly after the accident a Highway Patrolman came on
the scene.
He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning, so he went
over to her. After he looked at her, and saw her
fatal condition, he took out his gun and shot her
between the eyes.

Then the Patrolman came across the road, gun still in
hand, looked at me, and said, "How are you feeling?"

"Now tell me, what the hell would you say?"
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Spew Alert!!!

Rich, that's funny stuff right there!! PDT_Armataz_01_14.gif
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