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Train Trip

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A man and a woman, who had never met before, but were both
Married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same
Sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,
They were both very tired and fell asleep quickly....him in the
Upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman
Saying, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing
To reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold. '

'I have a better idea,' she replied.' Just for tonight, let's
Just pretend that we're married. '

'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed!

'Good, 'she replied... 'Get your own blanket.'

After a stunned moment of silence, he farted.
post #2 of 8
Sound familiar!!!!!!!!!!!!!PDT_Armataz_01_15.gif
post #3 of 8
LOL! Good one Blackhawk.
post #4 of 8
HEE..HEEE...Sounds right!
post #5 of 8
A true manly response to the situation.
post #6 of 8
That seems pretty accurate! icon_biggrin.gif
post #7 of 8
Hah. I just got back from the hospital where a good friend of mine is recovering from a kidney transplant (recipient). The nurse brought in a nice tray of hospital food and told him he could have some if he could pass gas. He tried for a minute or two, then asked them if he could have a cheeseburger if he sh&t himself. I decided it was time to go home at that point :)
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