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post #1 of 11
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Be aware of this scam!!!


A 'heads up' for those of you who may be regular Home Depot customers.
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out
shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite
traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or
your friends.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-25 year-old girls come over to your car as
you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping
your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling
out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask
you for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowe's. You agree and they get
in the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them
climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while
the other one steals your wallet!!!!!!

I had my wallet stolen October 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th,
20th, & 24th. Also November 1st, 4th, twice on the 10th, three times
just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful.
post #2 of 11
You forgot to mention you need to get a second wallet and keep it empty...
post #3 of 11
You must spend a fortune on wallets. lol smile.gif
post #4 of 11
He might consider it money well spentPDT_Armataz_01_23.gif
post #5 of 11

CRAP......once again.......NO SPEW WARNING>...............DARN you guys


good one crew
post #6 of 11
Thats good.... I'm gonna use that at work.....
post #7 of 11
I'm going to Home Depot right now!!!!!!!
post #8 of 11
Pick me up on the way I'll be out front!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PDT_Armataz_01_14.gif
post #9 of 11
That was so COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL lmfao!!!!!!!
post #10 of 11
I'm Going To Home Depot Tommorrow
post #11 of 11
So... u met my x-girlfriend?!?
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