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New Definition! Political Correctness

post #1 of 11
Thread Starter 
Definition of POLITICAL CORRECTNESS -

A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end!

Chew on that a bit!

Cheers!
post #2 of 11
Couldn't have said it better myself ..... !

Good one Monty!

Thanks! biggrin.gif
post #3 of 11
confused.gif ... Soooo... which end is the clean end?? icon_mrgreen.gificon_eek.gif
post #4 of 11
MONTY...............step away from Scotch and no one else will be hurt!!icon_mrgreen.gif
post #5 of 11
Thread Starter 
As a matter of fact, Steve, I am enjoying a delightful sip of fifteen year old Dalwhinney single malt as we speak.

Been fighting weird snow conditions for the last 36 hours with a four hour nap and finally have earned R&R till Sunday night!

Cheers!
post #6 of 11
HA! Well said Monty!icon_mrgreen.gif
post #7 of 11
Dang Monty, you'd think i know you!!wink.gif
post #8 of 11
Thread Starter 
Scary, ain't it?icon_mrgreen.gif
post #9 of 11
Monty, I feel for ya. I used to do the same thing for a living... 20 hour shifts of plowing roads followed by a four-hour "nap" on the table in the break room then back out on the roads. Glad I'm not doing that any more.

Stay safe and warm!
post #10 of 11
Thread Starter 
Thanks, Terry!
This is actually my retirement gig. Was a database project manage for, well, uuhhh, I'll tell you if we ever meet in person!

Cheers!

PS MUCH more fun driving truck and playing in the road!
post #11 of 11
your definition SHOULD be made a sticky

well put (sr)monty
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