Thanks (to glued2it as well) for the link. I saw there were like 6 pages of posts on this and just jumped to the end without reading through it... but then I went back and read through it... and WHEW, man I wish I hadn't! It's gonna take a lotta forgettin' to get that thong imagery out of my head!
BTW, that apron is definitely getting ordered. I need a new one after Thanksgiving this year - totally ruined my old one. Kinda caught it on fire a little.