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Difference of Alcohol & Water

post #1 of 9
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Water, Beer, Wine & Liquor

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't?
As Ben Franklin said:

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated
that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we
would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) -
bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of
poop. PDT_Armataz_01_32.gif

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila,
rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a
purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine & Beer = Health Therefore, it's better to
drink wine & beer and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it
as a public service.

Yours Truely......CrewDawg52 PDT_Armataz_01_01.gif
post #2 of 9
I'll buy that! Now, where's my beer...
post #3 of 9
Ok, but what's this thing you refer to, water? rolleyes.gificon_question.gif
post #4 of 9
I know several people who will be happy to receive this "news flash" (including myself)!!! icon_lol.gif
post #5 of 9
ROFLMAO! I knew there was a good reason for it!
post #6 of 9
Let alone the poop content, do you realize what fish do in it? eek.gif
post #7 of 9
Not only that, but you get smarter drinking beer!! Ask Cliff Claven from Cheers:

"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.

Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine!

That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
post #8 of 9
I knew it, I knew it. Can't wait till I tell my wife, and my doctor!
post #9 of 9
No, Phil. Please tell us. biggrin.gif
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