A husband comes downstairs after just waking up and sees his wife at the kitchen table looking very upset and crying. He says to her, "Honey' whats wrong, today is our 31st anniversary, what could you possible be upset about?"
Wife looks up at him with tears running down her face, and bloodshot eyes and says, "I could have been out of prison today".
I"m insanely jealous..........always wanted to have that longevity with the "one" but it just didn't happen. I think the key here is you are obviously in the know as to who's the "boss" or at least allow for that perception.
Tells me you're about the sweetest man on earth.....lucky you, lucky wife.
Have fun and if I could, the champagne would be on me!